omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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