My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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