Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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