is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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