it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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