Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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