wanna go halves on a baby?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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