I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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