I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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