Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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