false alarm. still invincible.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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