so that wasnt chicken after all
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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