Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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