let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The power of my boobs compel you
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
