your thong is hanging out like whoa
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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