It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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