covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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