it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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