Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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