Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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