Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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