Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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