So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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