I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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