singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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