so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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