i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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