Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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