That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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