Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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