Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I looked at my own cervix.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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