my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Alive.
So much puke
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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