Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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