Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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