try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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