pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She announced her abortion via fbk
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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