areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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