Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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