Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
