Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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