i jhust puked up my retainher.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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