turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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