So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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