singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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