What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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