How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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