he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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