don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My vagina just recognized that song.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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