Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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