What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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