? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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