I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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